And why haven’t we arrested him yet?
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???
What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life
Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
Today’s Gender of the day is: Same hat
Scientists have found a portal to a better world
im allergic to clothes that aren’t black
Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.
I like all of these and would like so much more of them to exist.
m’ladies I present.. THE GOTHIC FEDORA
This is true suffering
Summer is the best!
Sometimes I have to do a little HOP before I can get up to get my treat.